Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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