On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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