Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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