He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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