I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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