I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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