all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
