Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
BRING THE BAGELS
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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