I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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