Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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