so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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