we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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