I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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