Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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