Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
