That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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