We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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