Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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