need another drink. this is the easiest way
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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