guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
