he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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