My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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