I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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