i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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