Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
