he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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