Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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