It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
