i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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