if i died would you start the facebook group?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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