jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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