What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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