did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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