I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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