Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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