i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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