just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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