it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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