whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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