You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think a kid would responsible me up
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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