yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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