Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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