I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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