Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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