I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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