Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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