Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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