those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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