just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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