the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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