its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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