a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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