i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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