You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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