his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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