C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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