Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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